Chicken Letter

During the Super Bowl, it has been stated that over a billion chicken wings were eaten. If my math is correct, that means that over 500 million chickens had to die so we could snack on their wings! In the United States, over 300 million turkeys are killed every year for food. 45 million for Thanksgiving and 22 million more for Christmas. In Nepal, to celebrate some Hindu Goddess, several hundred thousand buffaloes, pigs, goats, rabbits, chickens and pigeons are killed every five years. There are many other incidents of killing animals that are ridiculous. In the Bible it says, “All the birds of the heavens made their nests in its boughs; under its branches all the beasts of the field gave birth to their young, and under its shadow lived all great nations”. How can we slaughter millions of animals every year so we can be Thankful to God or celebrate Jesus birthday?

It is all about money. We have factory farms and slaughterhouses that make a great deal of money specializing in the torture of animals and advertising their dead bodies for dinner. Cockfighters get great joy in killing and mutilating roosters so they can get a laugh. Most of them are so cowardly they would be afraid to fight another human, so let the chickens do it. The same with the evil bastards who like to fight dogs and the people who like to kill bulls for the sport of it. There are cowards who shoot coyotes for fun and shoot prairie dogs so they can cut off their tails. The idiot with the most tails wins a gun at a gun shop in Los Lunas, NM. A couple of years ago, I got a letter from a cockfighter who was annoyed with me. It says, “ Hey man. what are you tryin to do. you can’t stop us form cockfigthing. it is a fact of the bible. i am a preacher and i know my bible. God gives humans dominos over all other animals. we can do waht we want as we see fit. cockfigthing has been aroun since Moses and it will be around when Jesus comes back. i can say you better not be aroun when Jesus gets back or you are goin to hell. cockfigthing is a kings sport. God made women and chickens for mens plesure. thats why we hav more ribs then women an brians that chickens. obvously you dont have any brians or you would read the bible and know cockfigthing is Gods chosen sport. You aint goin to rite no cockfigthing book about us an try to make us look stuped. God aint goin to alow it. you are a fool and a commie lovin homosexal and you goin to hell. the bible says so.”

This person is not only a spokesman for the cockfighting industry, he speaks for and is more intelligent than all the soulless factory farmers, recreational hunters, dog-fighters, bull fighters, slaughterhouses, and the companies that torture chickens and turkeys so we can Thank God in November, say Happy Birthday to Jesus in December and watch the Super Bowl. I think God and Jesus would be very happy if we refrained from the turkey and chicken slaughters and respected all animal life that we share the planet with. The Super Bowl probably doesn’t give a shit. That’s all about money too.

Here are some facts that are absolutely true. The average chicken has far more intelligence than any cockfighter. When I was living south of Belen here in NM, the cockfighters used to wear a safety pin in their baseball caps. I heard about that and put one in my hat. I was at a store one day when a fellow with a safety pin in his hat asked me if I wanted to go to a cockfight that night. He assumed I was one of them. I said yes and he gave me the address, which I passed on to the sheriffs office. They got busted. Stupid idiots. If a rabbit or prairie dog had a pistol, all recreational hunters would be afraid to get out of their vehicles. If everyone could see how their hamburgers and chicken wings are processed, the world would be full of vegetarians.